(Source: ACCLAI-M)
THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
It looks like he’s talking and filming himself.
Vlogging turtle.
Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
(Source: the-illusion-of-wonderland)
(Source: odair)
shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion)
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
(Source: rosaparking)
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
no they use proactive
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
I stepped on my sister’s doll one time and my brother and I laughed at it for like a year
i don’t understand why i find this so funny o m g
(Source: jimmyyesvak)
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..
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are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
(Source: misseffietrinket)
